Showing posts with label health. Show all posts
Showing posts with label health. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Hips Don't Lie

Since the Spring of last year, I have been following a fairly strict workout schedule and eventually added calorie counting to my regimen in just the past couple of months. The combination of both has worked wonders for me, and I am pleased with the results so far. I still have a little more work to do in order to reach my goal weight, but what has satisfied me even more include my increased energy level, a healthier feeling me, and just an overall feeling of accomplishment.

Six days a week I subject myself to no less than 40 minutes of cardiovascular activity a day, weight training, and then an abdominal routine to top it all off. I purposely diversify the cardio, sticking to running and interval training as my fundamental exercise, but I also take advantage of the spin class offered at the gym and occasionally hop on the elliptical or stationary bike for an extended workout a couple of times a week. The weight training portion of my workout alternates daily: some days I focus on my upper half, while other days I concentrate on the lower body. Too bad abdominal training hasn't become easier yet. Sit-ups, crunches, pilates, and the like have strengthened those muscles, but I am still a long way from ever achieving a six-pack. Not I really want to go that far, but if I ever do, that would be a plus. Perhaps giving up beer might help? I'm not sure I'm ready for that, so I'll just take one step at a time.

In the past couple of weeks, I've moved my running routine from the treadmill to running strictly on the track. The great thing about that is that in doing so, I've improved my pace and found my running stride. However, it appears that the surface change has put a bit of strain on my 30-something year old bod, so this week I find myself having to recover from the aches of muscle soreness and such as if I've started running for the first time. Treadmill running is far easier than outdoor or track running, and as a result of my ambition, I've thrown my back out of kilter. Has that stopped me from continuing to work out every day? Nope. My mind is inherently sadistic, and additionally because of my high tolerance for pain, sometimes what I perceive as only slight pain is really more serious. Consequently, this has been cause for problems for me in the past.

Perhaps the most traumatic injury of my young life happened to me when I was in the 8th grade. At the time, I was a member of the senior volleyball team, and we had just claimed victory over our primary adversary in some middle school league tournament. From what I recall, I was sore from the constant activity of that weekend. My lower back was causing me some discomfort, but it wasn't excruciating enough for me to stop anything I was doing. I figured the pain would eventually dissipate, which it did, but not without freaking me out first.

The Sunday following our tourney, I woke up feeling strangely stiff. I managed to get out of bed and decided to get out of my pajamas and into some regular clothes. As I struggled to bend down to put on socks, I heard and felt a loud snap, then fell to the floor. My vision blurred all of a sudden and a wave of nausea swept over me. The pain in my lower back that followed could only be described as unbearable, and I made a torturous attempt to get back on my feet, but could not do so. My immediate thought was that I was paralyzed.

Eventually my sister entered my bedroom to find me writhing in pain on the floor and immediately summoned my parents for help. I explained to them what had happened and that I could not walk nor stand up for that matter. My dad then called 911, and within several minutes an ambulance showed up. The paramedics had me retell the incident while checking my vitals and whether I had any sensation in my feet and legs. Everyone seemed relieved when I said that I did feel the EMT's tapping on my knees and feet, but still unable to stand, it was clear that I needed to be examined by a doctor. I was carefully transferred on to a gurney and loaded into the ambulance.

That was the only time in my life that I've ever had to ride in an ambulance (knocking on wood). I really don't remember much, except that the EMT who sat with me in the back talked the whole way. Maybe she was trying to keep me awake, just in case there was an undetected injury they did not know of. In any case, I remember how much I wanted to close my eyes and relax. Lying there staring at the ceiling of the ambulance did not relieve the aching in my back, and after the commotion of the morning with that emergency medical team crammed into my bedroom asking me a couple dozen questions, all I wanted was a few moments of peace. At least the ride to the hospital was brief, and luckily, the wait in the ER was short, too.

The physician who examined me was a grouchy, young man. His bedside manner was not his strong point, and my mom gave him grief for his lack of consideration. For some reason I remember his hideous bowl hair cut, but I was indifferent to his attitude as I spent the entirety in the examination room crying in agony. The ultimate diagnosis was a lower lumbar sprain which may have been a result of my carelessness in weight training topped off by the exertion of volleyball practice and tournament. I was sent home after the grumpy doc forced me to my feet for an injection of pain relief, slowly wobbling out of the hospital with a prescription for some potent painkillers in hand. Almost instantly of the shot, the pain finally started to fade out, and I was like David after the dentist that first day of medication.

Sadly, I experienced a similar situation last year after overexerting myself at the gym. There is a reason that trainers say "Moderation is key." I think I missed a couple of days from work, but got a sweet prescription for some heavy analgesics from another ER doc - this time he was a kind, handsome Middle Eastern fellow who chuckled at my joke about feeling like a granny without her walker. That recent experience was less traumatic, but taught me a lesson in listening to the clues from my body. Besides, I'm no longer a spring chicken!

As a result of my experiences, this week's aches shall not be ignored. Despite my current fitness obsession, I don't want to be out of commission for weeks. My hips are feeling out of whack, so at the advice of friends, I'm going to visit the chiropractor to see if a realignment is in order. I wouldn't mind a prescription either for some medication if it's needed, but what is important for me at this point is just to get back on the exercise track. I know I will shortly, but what this body needs is an adequate break from my regular activity, and that's what it's going to get!

Monday, July 28, 2008

A Gym Story

Today, a young ambitious woman hit the local athletic club for her daily workout. Little did she know that a little over an hour from the time she left her office, she would be waging a battle against an unexpected foe.

The first phase of the workout was productive: 30 minute interval training consisting of easy 2-minute jogging intervals and 1-minute sprints in between. She achieved the adrenaline high she had been waiting for all day. Not totally satisfied, she moved on to the elliptical trainers for an additional 20 minutes of cardio. Several minutes passed, and with Marilyn Manson blaring on her iPod headphones, she reached a steady rhythm on the elliptical machine. Then without warning, it hit her.

The Right Hamstring tightened up just ever so slightly. "Hey," it called out, "Mind slowin' it down a bit there?"

The young woman ignored the pain, reassuring herself, "Tiger Woods won the Masters' on an injured knee - just work through this."

Aggravated by her determination the Hamstring intensified its warning, which caught the attention of the neighboring Gluteus Maximus.

"Can you believe this girl?" the Hamstring nudged and the pain flowed into the Glute.

"Hey, dummy! Girl! If you keep going, I'm gonna give you a whopper of a cramp!"

She reversed directions, took a big swig of water and breathed deep breaths with the hope that it all would urge the muscles to subside.

"I warned you!" screamed the Hamstring. The muscles seized and the young woman was forced to disengage.

Slowly, she lowered herself from the elliptical, and took very slow, labored steps towards an open area near a rail.

"Hahahahahahahaha," the Hamstring laughed maniacally. "I warned you, you bitch. That's what you get for working us to the max without feeding us first."

The young woman did recall the brief moment of panic between the office and the gym when she realized she failed to snack on her energy bar earlier that afternoon.

The Hamstring and Gluteus continued their combined assault as the young woman struggled to stay upright, leaning against the second floor railing, attempting to control her breathing. The pain was excruciating by this point, and her vision started to blur into a yellow haze.

The muscles refused to let up their spasms so quickly, and the young woman began her slow descent to the floor.

Two gym patrons nearby immediately came to assist her. They were asking her questions, but to the young woman, all she could hear were distant echoes. As they picked her up, she managed to whisper, "I just need to sit down." They helped her to the nearest chair, and she slouched down into it, her right leg still screaming with pain.

She stared at the glass window in front of her, the yoga class appearing like hazy yellow blobs of light. The young woman closed her eyes and breathed deeply.

"You ok? Looks like you're working out too hard there," one of the young men who lifted her off the floor spoke.

"Did you remember to eat anything before you started?" his companion asked.

The young woman slowly turned her head towards them and opened her eyes. "No Clif bar today," she explained softly.

"Ahh," the first young man said, "That's it then. Your body's mad right now - it's taking revenge."

The young woman turned her head back and looked at the ceiling. "Well then if that's the case, my body is an asshole." And with that statement, the pain in her right leg ceased and her vision returned to normal.

Moral of the story: Stock up on fuel pre-workout, otherwise your body will make you pay!

(True story! The subject of the story is perfectly fine now - a bit embarrassed, but definitely back to normal!)