Wednesday afternoons mark a new tradition: Happy Hour. And with Happy Hour comes experimentation. Today, this means surveying the local social scene; the question being: What do women prefer, hairy men or the non-hairy?
Approximately 60% of the females questioned answered that they prefer a little bit of fur, particularly because the absence of hair is an attribute to be left to the well-groomed female. However, a significant number of females did admit that the "sweater look", i.e. too much hair on the back and/or hairy genitals, is not very attractive. A well-groomed male is preferred but boys, take heed - waxing is a no-no. The chicks dig when you are manly. Chest hair is acceptable, and so is the hair on your head. Sadly though, for the older generation, white chest hair ain't so sexy. Sorry, grandpas.
When it comes down to it, primitive instincts prevail. From a scientific standpoint, when females are considering the ideal male to sire their offspring, they often look to the stronger, more dominant male. It is no secret that testosterone and a tinge of aggression attribute to optimal female-to-male attraction. The hairier the man, the more indicative the presence of testosterone, therefore the better he is a candidate to carry on the bloodline. The reality is that all men in general are hairy; those who are not probably shave/wax and are likely to be gay. Well, truly, that's just speculation.
One of the random girls interviewed said that hairy or not, it really doesn't matter - it's all about his dick. Quality of sex is the indicator. The only feasible response to that? Amen, sister. Amen.
Photo courtesy of Sharee
Approximately 60% of the females questioned answered that they prefer a little bit of fur, particularly because the absence of hair is an attribute to be left to the well-groomed female. However, a significant number of females did admit that the "sweater look", i.e. too much hair on the back and/or hairy genitals, is not very attractive. A well-groomed male is preferred but boys, take heed - waxing is a no-no. The chicks dig when you are manly. Chest hair is acceptable, and so is the hair on your head. Sadly though, for the older generation, white chest hair ain't so sexy. Sorry, grandpas.
When it comes down to it, primitive instincts prevail. From a scientific standpoint, when females are considering the ideal male to sire their offspring, they often look to the stronger, more dominant male. It is no secret that testosterone and a tinge of aggression attribute to optimal female-to-male attraction. The hairier the man, the more indicative the presence of testosterone, therefore the better he is a candidate to carry on the bloodline. The reality is that all men in general are hairy; those who are not probably shave/wax and are likely to be gay. Well, truly, that's just speculation.
One of the random girls interviewed said that hairy or not, it really doesn't matter - it's all about his dick. Quality of sex is the indicator. The only feasible response to that? Amen, sister. Amen.
Photo courtesy of Sharee
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Note to self: Go shave balls
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